We're checking back in with Dakota City's favorite, and only, hero Static! This week Virgil tries to discover if popularity truly leads to intimacy by befriending the school's top track star. Sadly, and predictably, he turns out to be a Bang Baby and both of them get involved with a gang of Totally Not The Morlocks.

We also discover how many times we can say "Captain Cum" on a podcast before Graham threatens to leave the show, Zack remains ADAMANT that "Ebon" is a real word goddammit, and Mitch finds his new favorite character.

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendations for this week is Velvet by Ed Brubaker and Steve Epting.

As always, feel free to shoot us an email at allalongthewatchtowerpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter at @watchtowerdcau.

Komic Korner music, "Paris Ballad", provided by Dana Boulé via the Creative Commons License. Check out her work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/Dana_Boule/

Our Technical Difficulties Music, "Organ Grinder Swing" by chēēZ π via the Creative Commons License. Check out their work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/chZ_/

Our gorgeous album art was graciously made by Gustav Carlson, check out Gus' fantastic webcomic Tourist Unknown at touristunknown.com