All right audience, your parents have gone out for the evening and left you in our capable hands. Don’t worry, because we have a super-fun night planned for you! We’re gonna play games, make snacks, and we’ll read you a bedtime stor-huh? You’d rather we just talk your ears off all about the 2016 remake-ish of Adventures in Babysitting? Well okay, just so long as you get to bed on time!

Emma needs to stop being so suspicious and relives sneaking out at age four.

Lucas is impressed by this script and doesn’t know anything about scalping.

Talking Points: Is This a Remake?, Double the Sitters, A Mary Kate and Ashley Situation, Car Eyelashes, A Young Adult Protagonist, A Smoothie Cellphone Swap, HOT COP, Children’s Roller Derby, One-Note Children, The Mysterious City, The Oliver and Company Scale, Pawn Shop Tickets: A Classic Tradition, Babysitting Rules, A Lola Move, The Illegal Ferret Trade, Money Problems, Definitely Not How Tattoo Stores Work, Pointless Mean Girls, Balance Between the Babysitters, The Overly Long Factory Chase, The Least Badass Stunt Possible, Roller Derby’s Honor, Police Station Self-Realization, Jailer Swift, Party Mom, Adventures in Warehousing, Babysitter Rap Battle, The Lowest Bar of Deception Possible, Bobby Flay Becomes Gordon Ramsay, Cutting Kids, Creepy Uncles, The Ferret Gets Out, Zack Isn’t That Big a Deal, The Film’s True Hero: A Super Slow Valet, Speed-running Bribery, A Shirt-based Makeover, Zack’s Comically Large Truck, Chill Fire Alarm, Disney Channel After Dark

Music: “We’re the Babysitters” by Sabrina Carpenter and Sofia Carson