CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, various forms of violence, references to death, including child death, characters struggling with grief and trauma, allusions to trans- and homophobia, figurative and literal depictions of detransition, and allusions to abusive parents and abusive romantic partners; these content warnings largely apply to the first 45 minutes of the episode.

"Doo-doo, doo-doo

I believe in you and me

I'm coming to find you if it takes me all night

Wrong until we make it right

And I won't forget you

At least I'll try and run, and run tonight

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright

La, la, la, la, la, oh-ho

I've made mistakes, I have regrets

I lost my shirt on quite a few bad bets

But then you took me by surprise

Ash and feathers, mismatched eyes

I never knew, I never knew

If you're afraid, then take my hand

Collective sigh and we'll strike up the band, oh-ho

And if the world should fall apart

Then I'll be there to keep your heart

From breaking up, from breaking down

And it's alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright..."

EIDOLON POPROCK FULL CREDITS:

IRIS CHRISTIANSON AS:

Chris Masters (Jawbreaker)

Flamingo Chris

Chris Masters (Killer)

Bartholomew Lightkill

Mary

(HR15 M45T3R5

Christopher Masters II

Christina Lightning

Kit

Christina Masters

Christina Masters (Former Multiverse)

Bartholomew Lightkill, AKA The Gambler

Chris

FABBY GARZA AS:

Ursa (Shade)

Ursula Bexar

Ursula-Ursa

Ursula Bexar, AKA Baby Bear, AKA BB

Carly Rose

"Hollow" Ursula

Ursa (Bear)

La Osa

Senate Majority Leader Ursula Bexar (D-CA)

Aura Night

Ursula-Ursa-BB

Ursula Bexar (Jawbreaker)

Ursula

MAXIE KNIGHTLEY AS:

Harvey Danger Godlove

Henry Lucard Day-Eastman

Ruby Thursday

Former President Henry Dracula

President Harvey Faustus Stoker

Hekaton Zeccarius

Sabrina Bryan

Sir Harvard Godlove

"Hellbender" Hatch Danger Midway

Howard "Howie" Williams Rockdove

Some Postman

Professor Harvard Godlove

Serket

Harvey

Teoth (Harvey)

Maxie Knightley

MIKE PAINTER AS:

James Studebaker

Ron Moreau, AKA Ronnui

Strix

James Studebaker (Adult)

Kenny

Harold B. Goodlight

Supreme Court Justice Jimmy "The Wizard" Stolas

Metatron-James

James Studebaker (Jawbreaker)

James

MOLLY RHINEBECK AS:

Virginia-Valentine

Virginia Valentine (Killer)

Holly Wilson

Ginny Valentine

Lady Luck

Virginia Valentine (College Student)

Holly Wilson (Former Multiverse)

Holly

ZOE TUNNELL AS:

Sloane Parker

Caroline Rose

Abby Morrison

Porphura Dawn

Agent Sarah Parker

Sloane Parker (Jawbreaker)

Sloane

LEXI WALTNER AS:

Chili Frito Pie

Jenny Calbert

Detective Valerie Danger Masters

Cecilia Citadel

Chili (Cheetah)

Carolina Cayenne Chili

Valerie Danger Masters

Jenny Calbert (College Student)

Valerie

TYBERIUS WILSON AS:

Professor Quentin Brooks

Quentin Brooks (Young Professor)

Quentin Brooks (Reincarnated Professor)

Ron Moreau (Abby's Co-Worker)

Quentin (Spider)

St. Quentin Genesius

"Inception" Quentin Brooks

Arch-Baron of Webb Capital and U.S. Lance-Cardinal, Governor Quincy Prescott Edison IV

Quentin Brooks (Jawbreaker)

Quentin

CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK AS: 

Alexis Lorentzen

Cactus Jack

Ana Borba

(Former) Agent Alexis Lorentzen

Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph, AKA Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, AKA Aethelwulf Burgess Joseph, true name and proper spelling kept secret as a defensive measure against the Fae Folk

Needlemouse

Pistachio

Alexander, son of Laurence

Teoth (Alexis)

Viridian Day

Agent Laurel Alekssandersen

Alexis Lorentzen (Jawbreaker)

Alexis

GUEST STARRING MARIE OAK AS LILY

LUKE VARNER AS:

The GM

That One Weird Explosion Sound Effect From ROCK 3

MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY, WITH ADDITIONAL VOCALS PROVIDED BY OUR WONDERFUL LISTENERS

EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK, LUKE VARNER, IRIS CHRISTIANSON, FABBY GARZA, CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK, ZOE TUNNELL, AND MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

EIDOLON ROCK WILL NOT BE BACK IN TWO WEEKS, NOR WILL IT BE BACK ANY TIME IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. NEITHER WILL EIDOLON POP. THEY MAY RETURN SOME DAY, BUT FOR NOW WE TURN AWAY FROM THE CITY OF DREAMS AND SET OUR SIGHTS ON NEW HEROES AND NEW ADVENTURES. WE THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS FOR JOINING US ON THIS JOURNEY, AND HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO LISTEN AS WE PLAY TO DISCOVER NEW STORIES TO TELL YOU.