In the late 90s, the US Airforce, using a salvaged alien artifact, opened a portal to another world and discovered definitively that we are not alone in the universe. So naturally they started a war and tried to bury it. Now the war has returned as the Goa’uld, parasitic aliens posing as ancient gods have set their sights on Earth once more. In response we have created SG-1, three elite teams of… random fictional characters.

(With apologies to Smash Fiction)

M leads Simon, Kawika, Jimmy-Dean and their respective SG teams through challenges based on the first season of Stargate SG-1 and judges them accordingly until one is crowned winner.

Why did Simon cast all Keanus? Why did Kawika pick two men from the 1800s as his experts? How does Pauly Shore’s ability to get very high prove to be a valuable asset?

Find out in this special holiday bonus episode of Jaffa Takes.

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