Kree with us, SG-1 and Apophis to a magical forested fairyland where everyone’s favorite Ferengi will tell everyone that he would really like if they all just got along already and stopped it with all the fighting. Please leave our planet. Please stop dying and killing us and just leave. For the love of— LEAVE, SG-1, GOD DAMN IT.

We’ll also talk about the frankly unreasonable secretary of defense, Shak’l’s lovable shittiness, the Air Force’s advanced level 3 fletchery training regimen, the Nox’s frustrating and confusing principles, their mysterious technological level, how Teal’c can possibly not know about Apophis’ personal shield, and how Apophis straight up tortures a child to death in this episode.

Daniel Jackson death count: 2

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