Monica and Cameron convene to answer all your pressing questions, such as who would be the best Zelda character to enter into marriage with, which Zelda character would they most like to marry, and who in Hyrule would make the best spouse?
Read MoreEpisode 20: Breath of the Wild: Part 4: Zora's Domain
Zora's Domain is drowning from the newly reactivated Divine Beast Vah Ruta. Prince Sidon, brother of the long lost Zora Champion, Mipha, seeks a Hylian warrior to quell the beast. We discuss Monolith Soft's influence on the game, Link's relationship with the Zora people, and the one good king in the series.
Read MoreEpisode 20: Breath of the Wild: Part 3: Divine Beasts
Link awakens in the Shrine of Resurrection, 100 years after the Great Calamity destroyed Hyrule. With no memories of his past, and no guidance but a mysterious telepathic voice and an old hermit, he wanders into the wild. We discuss Rhoam's final insult, the implications of Link's dialogue choices, and what state of being Hylia exists in.
Read MoreEpisode 20: Breath of the Wild: Part 2: Champions
In preparation to fight the coming Calamity, Princess Zelda gathers Champions from the Rito, Zora, Gerudo, and Goron peoples to pilot the Divine Beasts, and Royal Knight Captain Link to wield the Blade of Evil's Bane. We discuss Link being married as a husband to his legal wife Mipha, the wind magic of the Rito, and Urbosa's relationship to Queen Zelda.
Read MoreEpisode 20: Breath of the Wild: Part 1: Prophecy of Ruin
The shadow of the Calamity grows long across the Kingdom of Hyrule. In preparation for its coming, the Sheikah create an army of Guardians and four Divine Beasts to deliver such a defeat that the Calamity will not return for ten thousand years. Millennia later, a mysterious fortuneteller appears in the royal court, driving the King to uncover the ancient war machines buried deep underground. This is the 19th canonical Zelda game, "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild", the latest game in the timeline. We discuss why Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule sucks major eggs, Link being unaware he has a girlfriend, and a mathematical equation to explain Ganon.
Read MoreBonus Episode 11: Philips CD-i
From the multimedia trend of the mid-90s and legal disputes between Nintendo, Sony, and Philips, three non-canonical Zelda titles were born: Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, and Zelda’s Adventure. We explore the lore, fiction, story, world, characters, themes, narrative, and plot of these infamous Fake Zeldas for the Phillips Compact Disc Interactive.
Read MoreEpisode 19: The Three Triforce Musketeers
The stylish Kingdom of Hytopia is obsessed with fashion, so an evil witch curses the Princess Styla to wear an irremovable, hideous jumpsuit. It’s up to the fabled Tri Force Heroes to find the style necessary to enter the Witch’s Drablands and end her reign of fear over Hytopia. This is the 18th canonical Zelda game, "The Legend of Zelda: The Three Triforce Musketeers". We discuss the Realm of the Gods, the Place Where Lost Things Go, and why this is the most canon game in the series.
Read MoreBonus Episode 10: Zelda Unrivaled: Part 2: The Guardians of Time
With all of the Hyrule Warriors gathered and prepared to confront the Dark Sorceress, Cia, a hidden threat emerges to threaten both factions. We discuss the return of retro Zelda villain Ganondorf, whether it’s possible to punch the Triforce, and the dark counterpart of the dark counterpart of the Guardian of Time: Dark Cia.
Read MoreBonus Episode 10: Zelda Unrivaled: Part 1.5: Mailbag
Monica and Cameron come together to answer all of your burning questions about the lore, history, fiction, story, narrative, characters, material, plot, and content of Zelda Unrivaled.
Read MoreBonus Episode 10: Zelda Unrivaled: Part 1: The Gates of Souls
Beset by dreams of a coming calamity, Princess Zelda seeks the latest reincarnation of the Legendary Hero to fight an army of monsters gathered from across time and space. We discuss the canonicity of Zelda Unrivaled, illusions vs reality, and the fear of female sexuality.
Read MoreEpisode 18: Triforce of the Gods 2
The beautiful sorcerer, Yuga, has come from the kingdom of Lorule to claim Hyrule’s Triforce so that he may attain true beauty. This is the 17th canonical Zelda game, "The Legend of Zelda: Triforce of the Gods 2", the sequel to Triforce of the Gods. We discuss the nature of a sage, the origin of Lorule, and the beginning of the merging timelines.
Read MoreBonus Episode 9: Mailbag
We convene to not only answer your e-mails, but also to rank every Zelink ship according to quality.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 9: Hyrule
Zelda and Link have completed their destinies and return to the future to settle the surface. We discuss time travel confusion, the origin of Sleeping Zelda, and the shape of the curse.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 8: Edge of Time
Link obtains the Triforce and wishes for the destruction of the Tyrannical Being, Demise. We discuss retrochronosynchronicity, the origin of creation, and why Demise's evil could not be reversed.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 7: Groosenator
Link has finally obtained the Master Sword. Meeting with Zelda and discovering surprising truths, Link is tasked with recovering the supreme power of this world, the True Force. We discuss the location of the Triforce, the trinity of Hylia, and the cool grandpa, Levias.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 6: Sandship
Traversing through the ruins of lost civilizations, Link continues his journey to forge his sword and his spirit in the flames of the Goddesses. We discuss the sad tale of Scervo, the civilization that built the Fire Sanctuary, and the creation of the Sacred Realm.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 5: Ancient Cistern
Link meets an ancient dragon and touches the essence of the old gods themselves in the Ancient Cistern of Faron and the Great Sand Sea in the ruins of Lanayru. We discuss Buddhist symbology, the tragedy of the Ancient Robots, and Link's terrible transgression of Zelda's privacy.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 4: Temple of Time
Zelda and Impa have escaped to another world through the Gate of Time. To reunite with Zelda, Link must strengthen his blade in the three Sacred Flames to open the second Gate of Time. We discuss Hylian art history, the relationship between demons and humans, and the deep clinical depression of Mallara.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 3: Earth Spring
Link chases Zelda across the surface as she is escorted to her sacred duties by a mysterious servant of the goddess. We discuss how Fi destroyed the timeline, socially acceptable accents for the mogma, and the physics of the timeshift stones.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Skyward Sword: Part 2: Skyview Spring
Swallowed by a tornado, Zelda is stranded on the surface. Guided by the spirit of the Goddess Sword, Link meets with an Old Woman on the surface and faces off against the Demon Lord Ghirahim. We discuss romance options, the ontology of heart pieces, and the proud warrior tradition of the kikwi.
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