While responding to a distress signal from the derelict “Bottle Ship,” bounty hunter Samus Aran meets her old comrades from her days as a Galactic Federation soldier. Samus places herself under the command of her former mentor Adam Malkovich, a man she still harbors complicated feelings for.
Read MoreBonus Episode 39: The Deviant Timelines
To exercise their timeline muscles, Crystal, Monica, and Cameron each present a Zelda timeline based on a forbidden premise. Can Hyrule's geography be reconciled? Can the games be placed in release order? Can there be only a single Link?
https://bit.ly/CrystalZeldaGeography
https://bit.ly/MonicaReleaseOrder
https://bit.ly/CameronSingleLink
Read MoreBonus Episode 38: The Movie Adaptation of The Legend of Zelda is Now in Development
We discuss the possibilities of a Zelda motion picture, as well as our expectations for the actually announced film.
Read MoreBonus Episode 37: The Blessed Timeline
Friend of the show Luke joins us to present a critical re-examination of the Book of Mudora’s methodologies and conclusions, as well as a timeline of his own.
Blessed Timeline Explanation Document: bit.ly/ALuketothePast
Blessed Timeline PDF: bit.ly/TheBlessedTimeline
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 12: The Light Dragon
With all preparations complete, Link confronts the Demon King.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 11: The Fifth Sage
Ruins from the age of legends have fallen in Kakariko Village, the home of Hyrule’s enforcers and intelligence agents. This may be Link’s last chance at finding the Fifth Sage.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 10: Towns of Hyrule
With Castle Town remaining destroyed for over a century, three towns have developed into centers of urban life in Hyrule.
Tarrey Town, the construction capital of Hyrule.
Lurelin, the maritime capital of Hyrule.
Hateno, the cultural capital of Hyrule.
Link searches all three for signs of the mysterious Fifth Sage.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 9: Sidon of Zora's Domain
The Prince of Zora's Domain has his marital commitments tested when he meets an old flame from his youth.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 8: Yunobo of Goron City
A drug epidemic is ravaging the streets of Goron City… Yunobo, CEO of YunoboCo, is indifferent to the suffering… the only hope for the children and elders of the city is a knight from the neighboring kingdom.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 7: Tulin of Rito Village
Thousands of years after the first descent of the Stormwind Ark, an arrogant young bird must awaken as the Sage of Wind.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 6: Riju of Gerudo Town
The captain of the royal knights heads to the birthplace of the Demon King to make a pact with the Sage of Lightning.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 5: Great Sky Island
A mysterious gloom has appeared beneath Hyrule Castle. When the princess and her knight go to investigate it, they find more than they bargained for.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 4: The Era of Peace
The Demon King has been sealed away, and the Calamity has been defeated. What will Hyrule do in this new era of peace?
Read MoreBonus Episode 36: Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Raymond Episode 3
Robert needs money, so Ray and Debra give him some. But then, Robert decides to go to Las Vegas and gamble.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 3: The Imprisoning War
War! King Ganondorf has claimed a secret stone and claimed the title of Demon King! Without his queen, Rauru must gather forces to defend Hyrule!
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 2: The Secret Stones
A mysterious young woman appears from the future, bearing a secret stone, and a medley of incredible powers within her. The Queen and King of Hyrule take the woman in and teach her to master her powers, as war brews with a neighboring king.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Tears of the Kingdom: Part 1: Kingdom of Hyrule
Ages ago, people with strange and wonderful powers descended from the sky to the land. They built many magnificent structures, but their population dwindled until only two remained. The high priestess of the land married the last man from the sky, in the hopes of creating a kingdom.
Read MoreBonus Episode 35: Mailbag
We’re working through our email backlog before getting into Tears of the Kingdom! We discuss the possibility of coexisting Hylia incarnations, Cody Rhodes’ favorite Zelda game, and the mysterious fate of Tortus.
Read MoreBook of Aurora Episode 5: Metroid Dread: Part 2
Samus Aran, the last Metroid, has discovered the plot of the villainous Raven Beak, who plans to take over the galaxy with the power of Metroid that lives within Samus. Even she can deny her appetite no longer… even the Ultimate Warrior must feast.
Read MoreBonus Episode 34: Tears of the Kingdom Final Trailer: Part 2: King of All Demons
In the last days before the release of Zelda 20, we have more yet to draw from the final trailer... What are the mysterious objects that resemble the infinity gems? Does anybody reincarnate in Zelda? What is King Ganondorf's workout routine?
Read More