It’s the first ep of Columbo we just kinda didn’t like. Don’t worry, that just leaves us with more time to solve chili related mysteries. We talk about: Hitman Salieri, Bimbo Cinema, Murder On The Orient Express, Military Guys, Worst Mom, Columbo Is Still A Fucking Cop, Unforced Error, Dating The Witness, Just Not Great, Barney’s Beanery Is Cancelled, Columbo’s Niece, Witnessing Events, 

At 1:07:50 we say the F slur.