Episode 17: Friends on The Table

Ashley and Molly are joined by our good friend Dan and we talk about an episode that includes another spy team and a guy named Edison and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We discuss: Let Me Tell You About Spying, Dam Physics, Jerry Being The Zodiac Killer, This Episode Just Being Goldeneye, SILFs, and an honest discussion about fetishes and consent.

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Episode 16: Those Who Hunt Cheerleaders

Ashley and Molly are joined by Kay to look at an episode that reveals that Sam is in fact the worst. Also there’s robot cheerleaders and Molly tries desperately not to have a Homestuck podcast. We discuss: Hit Podcast Talkin’ About Luke, The Tragedy of Mandy, Sad Hospital, Anime Convention Lobbys, How Much Wrestling Sucks, Doppelgängers and the eternal question “Are you good?”

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Episode 15: Double Dipping Rude Titties

Ashley and Molly are joined by their friend Jules who is being kept in a podcasting bunker deep beneath Australia to discuss an episode that hits one of the hosts strike zones. Topics discussed include: Our individual addictions, the Coaster at the Great Wall, Being The Catalyst, Centaur Skirts, Jerkin It To Your Own Supply, Failed Sitcom “Boat Burst In”, and a lot of Tokusatsu.

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Episode 12: Tactical Pastel

Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin for an episode that explores the family friendly theme of illegal arms trading. Topics discussed include: Finn Balor being the worst, Drake getting feeling in his genitals, Edu-tainment games, geography, hit sitcom “Two Gay Lions” and little about the actual episode we watched.

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Episode 11: Ran-domme Access Memories

Molly and Ashley are joined by Dustin for an episode that truly investigates the war between freckle jocks and domme nerds. Topics discussed include: Theme Parks, pissing the loop, Spaghetti Kisses, racial insensitivity, and the terrors of tripping the rift.

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Episode 10: First Nation Gimp

After being rocked by the Great Goof Loss of 2016 Ashley, Molly and guest Maxie try to pick up the pieces by looking at an episode that allows Molly and Ashley to indulge in their wrestling tendencies. Topics discussed include: Martin Mystery, Biker thirst, the absence of cows, Ruins Zone, missing legs, Nick Game Shows and the sport of rock throwing.

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Episode 9: Are You Thirsty?

Molly an Ashley are joined by Luke again for an episode involving stolen teeth. Topics discussed include: Movie Beef, A School of Models, Helmét, and Smoothie Spies.

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Episode 8: Six Head

Molly and Ashley are joined by Alex who’s here to talk about Stardew Valley and an episode that has a disturbing amount of body horror. Topics discussed include: Kid’s cartoons, canon lesbians, shame jumping, a Totally Spies fan site and trans representation in webcomics.

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Episode 7: Body Pillow Nonsense

Ashley and Molly are joined by Hugh for an episode where the spies have been framed and have to do some honest to god spying. Topics discussed include: Joel Schumacher westerns, WHOOP’s gender disparity, Ants in The Cog, Amped 3 and the fact that no one has seen Blade Runner.

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Episode 6: Super Villain Breaking Bad

Molly and Ashley are joined by Bob for another episode where Sam gets her intelligence reduced. They discuss: The Matrix DVD, Yearbook Photos, Bob losing his mind and Ashley finally turns the podcast into being entirely about lesbian subtext.

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Episode 5: (Almost) The Worst Terminator Reboot

Molly and Ashley are joined by Zack for an episode which makes us all very uncomfortable. Sam is acting like a child and it's both wonderfully cute and horribly disturbing. Ashley tells a story of her getting burgers and fries, Molly starts a Hamilton podcast, we think of all the other shows we could be watching and we realize we are all horrible monsters.

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Episode 4: Weekend At Lord Bernies

Ashley and Molly are joined by Dustin in a never ending time loop where they are forced to watch episode 4 of Totally Spies again and again. Well twice but with an episode like this that's enough. In the thankless void they discuss Halloween, carny wrestler slang, the politics of medieval Europe and try to answer the eternal question "Just who is the dumb one?"

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Episode 3: Surfer Saiyan

Ashley and Molly are joined by Mike of Teenagers With Attitude to discuss a relaxing episode about the spies on vacation. Except not really. Instead they discuss: Whoop Travel Agents, improper hula dancing, Henchmen LARPing and the phrase "gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt."

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