Molly and Ashley are back! Even though they never really left. Anyway we’re joined by Sean for a episode of Totally Spies that we’re comfortable calling the horniest yet. We talk about: Body Pillow ASMR, DJ Ashley, Lobster Mobster, Helpful Moisturizer, Tiny Dynamite, The Feeder and yes, more about hit webcomic Homestuck.
Read MoreEpisode 19: Gamer Girl Episode 215: E3 GRRRLS
Ashley and Molly are joined by special guest Maxie to discuss all the latest news out of E3. With five new systems, including the Sega Saturn 2, we have so much to talk about! We still get into a way long tangent about a kids show though :(. Topics discussed include: Panty Bins, Jerry Apologists, The Hypocrisy of Clover, SJW Villains, Silver Jumpsuits and Alex’s Love of Vocaloids.
Read MoreEpisode 18: President In The Buff
Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for an episode where, despite all we said, we love Clover. Truly the end has come and all shall be burnt to ash. Topics discussed include: Puffing Daffodils, Crying To Hamilton, Superfriends, Detained By Her Butt, Bad CSI, Alex The Magician, The Most Dangerous Thief and DnD stories.
Note: In this episode we have a extended talk about abusive relationships and how they are portrayed.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Friends on The Table
Ashley and Molly are joined by our good friend Dan and we talk about an episode that includes another spy team and a guy named Edison and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We discuss: Let Me Tell You About Spying, Dam Physics, Jerry Being The Zodiac Killer, This Episode Just Being Goldeneye, SILFs, and an honest discussion about fetishes and consent.
Read MoreEpisode 16: Those Who Hunt Cheerleaders
Ashley and Molly are joined by Kay to look at an episode that reveals that Sam is in fact the worst. Also there’s robot cheerleaders and Molly tries desperately not to have a Homestuck podcast. We discuss: Hit Podcast Talkin’ About Luke, The Tragedy of Mandy, Sad Hospital, Anime Convention Lobbys, How Much Wrestling Sucks, Doppelgängers and the eternal question “Are you good?”
Read MoreEpisode 15: Double Dipping Rude Titties
Ashley and Molly are joined by their friend Jules who is being kept in a podcasting bunker deep beneath Australia to discuss an episode that hits one of the hosts strike zones. Topics discussed include: Our individual addictions, the Coaster at the Great Wall, Being The Catalyst, Centaur Skirts, Jerkin It To Your Own Supply, Failed Sitcom “Boat Burst In”, and a lot of Tokusatsu.
Read MoreEpisode 14: Assassination of The Hero Clover By The Coward Jerry Lewis
Molly and Ashley are joined by Totally Reprise MVP Hugh for an episode that is all about getting your corn inspected. Topics discussed include: Totally Spies Deep Web, WHOOP Preppers, GOOPER, Burger Boy and Clover murdering someone.
Read MoreEpisode 13: When Daddy Gives You The Punnies
Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike, Luke, and a folder full of porn for a total mess of an episode. Topics discussed include: Communal Jerking, Travel Boy, Porn Puns, Alex Being The Worst At Places and Totally Toys.
Read MoreEpisode 12: Tactical Pastel
Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin for an episode that explores the family friendly theme of illegal arms trading. Topics discussed include: Finn Balor being the worst, Drake getting feeling in his genitals, Edu-tainment games, geography, hit sitcom “Two Gay Lions” and little about the actual episode we watched.
Read MoreEpisode 11: Ran-domme Access Memories
Molly and Ashley are joined by Dustin for an episode that truly investigates the war between freckle jocks and domme nerds. Topics discussed include: Theme Parks, pissing the loop, Spaghetti Kisses, racial insensitivity, and the terrors of tripping the rift.
Read MoreEpisode 10: First Nation Gimp
After being rocked by the Great Goof Loss of 2016 Ashley, Molly and guest Maxie try to pick up the pieces by looking at an episode that allows Molly and Ashley to indulge in their wrestling tendencies. Topics discussed include: Martin Mystery, Biker thirst, the absence of cows, Ruins Zone, missing legs, Nick Game Shows and the sport of rock throwing.
Read MoreEpisode 9: Are You Thirsty?
Molly an Ashley are joined by Luke again for an episode involving stolen teeth. Topics discussed include: Movie Beef, A School of Models, Helmét, and Smoothie Spies.
Read MoreEpisode 8: Six Head
Molly and Ashley are joined by Alex who’s here to talk about Stardew Valley and an episode that has a disturbing amount of body horror. Topics discussed include: Kid’s cartoons, canon lesbians, shame jumping, a Totally Spies fan site and trans representation in webcomics.
Read MoreEpisode 7: Body Pillow Nonsense
Ashley and Molly are joined by Hugh for an episode where the spies have been framed and have to do some honest to god spying. Topics discussed include: Joel Schumacher westerns, WHOOP’s gender disparity, Ants in The Cog, Amped 3 and the fact that no one has seen Blade Runner.
Read MoreEpisode 6: Super Villain Breaking Bad
Molly and Ashley are joined by Bob for another episode where Sam gets her intelligence reduced. They discuss: The Matrix DVD, Yearbook Photos, Bob losing his mind and Ashley finally turns the podcast into being entirely about lesbian subtext.
Read MoreEpisode 5: (Almost) The Worst Terminator Reboot
Molly and Ashley are joined by Zack for an episode which makes us all very uncomfortable. Sam is acting like a child and it's both wonderfully cute and horribly disturbing. Ashley tells a story of her getting burgers and fries, Molly starts a Hamilton podcast, we think of all the other shows we could be watching and we realize we are all horrible monsters.
Read MoreEpisode 4: Weekend At Lord Bernies
Ashley and Molly are joined by Dustin in a never ending time loop where they are forced to watch episode 4 of Totally Spies again and again. Well twice but with an episode like this that's enough. In the thankless void they discuss Halloween, carny wrestler slang, the politics of medieval Europe and try to answer the eternal question "Just who is the dumb one?"
Read MoreEpisode 3: Surfer Saiyan
Ashley and Molly are joined by Mike of Teenagers With Attitude to discuss a relaxing episode about the spies on vacation. Except not really. Instead they discuss: Whoop Travel Agents, improper hula dancing, Henchmen LARPing and the phrase "gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt."
Read MoreEpisode 2: Willy Wonka and the Illuminati Factory
This time Molly and Ashley are joined by their friend Luke for quite the episode. They discuss being into goats, step-daddy doms, mirrored walls and slowly come to the horrifying realization that WHOOP is probably run by the Illuminati.
Read MoreEpisode 1: Anarchist Ricky Martin
Molly and Ashley jump straight into this reckless endeavor in an adventure that doesn't seem important enough for an all powerful spy organization. Even so they still find the time to talk about spies, The Spies, Mandy doing nothing wrong and just how awful everyone in the Totally Spies world is at their job.
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