The trio return to talk about Jerry falling in love to a secondary character most people would have forgotten. Also Alex and Clover suck so Sam goes alone. Ashley is also a big ol’ dummy and forgot to use her mic so it sounds like shit. Sorry! We talk about: Name Dropping, MGS2, PETA VR, Wa-Ashley, Metal Arms, Road 66, End of Travels Boys, Pure Tungsten, Gifted A Boy, Jerry Loves Hearts, Au Resevoir, Jerry Is Iron Man, GLADIS Fucks, Luke Writes Totally Spies
Read MoreEpisode 71: The Sub-Plot
Luke returns to watch an episode where Clover searches for a sub and Jerry finds a very racist caricature as a mentor. Also the villain's plan is shit even in universe. We talk about: PUBG, No Sleep Computer, Garbage SummerSlam, Yuri Search, Catch 22 Wrestling, Surfe Laughing, A Line Of Freshmen Girls, Science Spies, Obvious Villain, New Zealand Is Gone, Horny Quicksand, Luke Asks If Mass Murder Is Good, Spilling Tea, Moving Australia, Boat Sunroof, Third Eye, Moving Continents, Clover Strength, Mandy Stays on Bottom, Netflix Queues, Totally Persona,
Read MoreEpisode 70: Totally Mercs
It’s just Ashley and Molly in a leaner episode of Totally Reprise. That doesn’t mean we don’t have an ep on our hands as Alex goes under the effects of truth serum and Sam and Alex fight over who Alex loves more. We talk about: Just Cause, Nice Price, Jackie Chan, Filme, Chicken Dinner, The Loop, Large Hardon Collider, Hero Academy, Slurps, Disappearing Briefcase, Boy A Day, The Dangerous Water Of Michael Jackson Parodies, Sounds Like Cleamons, Villain Jump, Blinding Tank, Wrestling Replays, Jerry’s Plan B, Ashley Fought Somebody,
Read MoreEpisode 69: Nice
Alex goes goth and then becomes an insect queen in a hell of an episode. Oh also Molly, Luke and Ashley are all in the same room finally with their own studio audience of one. So now we get to actually stare at the person making bad jokes. We talk about the Pringles Incident, Cracker Barrel Devastation, Wall Drug, Poem World, Mixed Up Animation, Russian Rave, Bug Mass, Ashley’s Favorite Moment, GLADIS is Mommy, Bug Man, The Bug Queen Is Leggy, Sexy Cockroach Costume, Alex’s Larvae, Our Audience Leaves, Riding The Spray, Sam The Legend Killer, Alex Is Pastel Goth, Kamen Rider Spies
Read MoreEpisode 68: 60% More Anime
Welcome to Totally Reprise airlines! Molly, Ashley, and Luke will be your flight crew today as we sail along the skies while everything gets TOO WILD. Topics Discussed include: Sailor Moon Attacks, The Blockbuster Book, Clover is the WORST, JERRY IS THE WORST, Triple Threat, Airline Pilot Voices, A Teleporting Villain, Gadgets and how Not To Test Them, a List of Very Fast Things, Moving at near light speed, Time Travel Celebrity Murder
Read MoreEpisode 67: Cyborg Eye
Clover finally becomes the villain we knew she could be as she becomes a super soldier spy. Also maybe a robot??? We’re joined by Emily to puzzle this out. We talk about: Rogue Podcasts, Ashley Doesn’t Like Cars, Scary Teddy Bears, Popular Club, A Podcast Intervention, Soap Heels, Punk Lunch, Clover Has A Gun, Past VR Crimes, Second Rate Spy Agency, Getting Dark, Self Mind Control, Ashley Gets A Gift, Codename: Mommy
Episode 66: Sad Girl Next To Ice
We’re joined by Mike as we investigate the the secrets of GLADIS and also have Christmas in July! We talk about: TWA Math, Overwatch Guy Ratings, Fucking Winston, Bad Banking, Useless Opening, Finding Yourself In Europe Sucks, Jerry Is Canon Creep, Red Eye Robots, Took The Evil Out, Long Term Role Play, Bad Chess, 500 Year Sentence, The President’s Hands, Allergy Problems, The Ticket To Ride Anime Clover Robs, Alex Dummy, Brain Download, Awful Video Game Stunts, We Just Repeat Kung Pow Jokes, We Can’t Remember Terminator, A Barenaked Ladies Christmas
Episode 65: Codename Daddy
It’s just the core trio as we go to camp, show off our talents, get them stolen and start to gaze in horror as the show and their jokes become one. We talk about: Sunny DMV, ARMS Lore, LMTYAC&C, Lazy Book Reports, Walk In Freezer, Reverse McFly, Camp Butch, Accordion Talent, Half-pipe Keyboard, Two Jet Skis, Radiation Problems, Sam Unleashed, Runs Off Ghost Piss, Crying Mandy, CW Totally Spies, Selfie Techniques,
Episode 64: Jerry Lewis’ Battlegrounds
No one can escape the horror of WOOHP Island. Our rag tag group of hosts along with guest Marl are going to try to do everything they can to get off alive and talk about the implications along the way. We talk about: GAME GRLZ Ep 1560: E-3 Sleepy, Murder Island, A Good Harley, Burnout: Paradise Rules, Anime Mary Kay, War Crime Territory, A Very Very Very Big Man, The Totally Spies The Underground, Monkey Hands, Frankenstein Looking Motherfucker, Zumba Library, Boys Exist, Tim Scam Is A Changeling, The Spies Killed People, Molly Kills Ashley, We Thought We Heard A Ghost, Dragging Nick Robinson
Read MoreEpisode 63: Like Pulling Teeth
We are joined for an UTTERLY HORRIFYING episode of Totally Spies involving teeth and gunk and it SUCKS. We’re joined by Ava for this ep even though no one wants to be here. We talk about: #MoveSquad, Molly Fight, Jim Carrey’s Film Career, The End of Knowing, Molly Goes Under Swinging, Dentist Experiences, WHOOP-bot, Rat Laugh, Jerry Makes A Spy Satellite For Sam, Deep Web Gossip, The Grossest Teeth, Poor Furry President, Useless Smoke Bomb, The MOST Horny, Sam Loses Time, Good Puns, Sam’s Safe Word Problems
Read MoreEpisode 62: Ashley Joined The High School Illuminati
We get nerdy with our guest Maxie as Arnold gets mind controlled and turns people into nerds. Also Tuxedo Mask is there? It’s weird. We talk about: Maxie’s Confession, It’s Gonna Bee Mai, Fetish Search Engines, ARMS, Spoiler Alert, Mascots, Dodgeball Strategies, We Roast Arnold, We Make Body Horror, Cool Car, Arnold Can’t Take A Hint, Zepplins: Cool?, Clover Loves BIg Bang Theory, We Watch A Duran Duran Music Video, Nerdiest Thing You’ve Ever Done, Alex Loves Club Penguin, Molly Sees a Kitten
Read MoreEpisode 61: Alex Gets Swole
It’s just the hosts as we watch an episode where Alex is distressingly het and boys are distressingly muscular. We talk about: Jury Duty, The Furry Function, Ashley Has An Egg, Bad Gym Safety, The Spirit of Mandy, Mouth Exercise, We Learn Something, Luke Gets Dark, Analyze Mouth Fluid, Luke Cracks The Bee Code, Jerry Exercises,Secret Fountain Tunnel, Lego Island, Restraining Gym Equipment, Alex Wants This, Horny Biology, We Describe A Sex Toy Photo, Gorilla Strength
Episode 60: The Last Macro Minute
After a 55 episode absence Zach returns for an episode he thought was about Rangers Morphing but is actually just Terminator 2 with the spies. We talk about: Luke Committing A Murder, Hiding As A Coffee Cups, Nightmare Fuckpad, Alex Calls Sam Mom, Ashley Has A Joke, Aquarium In Act 1, Abandoned Wig Factory, Tim Scam Rules, Coach Mandy, She Got Grills, Toffee Condoms. Selective Woohping, Grunt Of The Night, Jerry Is Bruce Lee
Read MoreEpisode 59: We Love You John Popper
We are finally back with an episode of the regular version of this show and we’ve got a whole planet of hunks to look through with help from our guest Sean! Or really more like an island? With robot gladiators? It’s weird. We talk about: The Coolest 12 Year Old, Medabots, Calling Out Neil Gaiman, Bayonetta, Panty Raid, Coppertone Is Creepy, Brute Suit Riot, Magnets Don’t Work, Bad Sushi, Cafeteria Squats, So Vegas, Bad Kennedy Impression, Beams From The Fire Dimension, Clover Hires A Blimp, Harmonica Bandolier, We Love Fallout 4, Magical Girls Captain Planet
Read MoreBonus Episode 3: An Off Week
Molly, Ashley and Luke are all very tired, too tired to watch Totally Spies in fact. So we just took the 20 minutes bullshit at the beginning of the show and expanded it. We know you might be bummed there’s no full show but it was this or nothing! We talk about: FRIENDS, Shower Situation, Ancestor Cheating, Illegal Substances, Half Door, Secondary Home Towns, Zip Lines, Alpha Evangelion, SeSevenEn, Edit Talk, The Future of Let’s Place, Parents Reading Your Porn, Book Fair Tentacle Porn, Clown Fucking,
Read MoreEpisode 58: Carpet Eating
Molly, Luke and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that include time travel, young Jerry and the creation of WOOHP. So yeah it’s going to be something. We talk about: The Micro Moment, Sad Dads, Back To The Future Rankings, Hyper Speed Dating, STAR UTI, The WOOHP building, Transforming Car, We Talk Fast & Furious Again, Alex Goes Formal, Front Flip Car, Genetic Dunking, Mandy Voices, Jerry In America, Sam Gets Racist, Roller Derby, Minority Reported Him, Known Jerry Fucker, Lil’ Luke Gives Love Advice
Read MoreEpisode 57: Steampunk Junkrat
Molly, Luke and Ashley join together to thank the people at Marathon for an episode where Mandy becomes a spy and Sam gets mind controlled again. This time it’s by having a coffee pot on her head. Yeah. We talk about: More Nier, Persona, Macro Ten Minutes, La Familia, Mandy Calls Out Totally Spies, Jerry Fails A Spot Check, Beret College Kids, Red Faction, Tracer And Alex, Jerry Takes A Shit, Hotdog With A Fork, The Spies Turn Into Tornadoes, Born a Villain, Mandy Into Sam, Clover’s Head Comes Off, Fetish Shared Universes, Ashley Goes Too Gay, Takes A Village To Grow A Molly
Read MoreEpisode 56: Sam Buys A Dom
It’s just Ashley, Molly and Luke for an episode that takes place among the stars! Yeah, we know, two spaced themed eps this close together. This one has one of the best villains of the series though so it’s all good. We talk about: It’s A Shoot, Horizon, Pussy Game Weird, Nier, MACRO MINUTE, Sam No Pants, Spies In Space, Tetris HQ, Sam Breaks A Meteor, Molly Finds A Big Lady, Totally Tacoma, Celestial Lair, Faster Then A Meteor, Amelia Bedelia: Trickster Spirit, Thirsty For Cucking, We Talked About Fast and Furious Before The Show
Read MoreEpisode 55: The Horny Matrix
Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin and Luke (kind of because he had to do something at the beginning of the ep and then comes back at the end.) We’re talking about one of the horniest episodes of the series so far so strap in and prepare your Widowmaker mind control helmets. We talk about: Robot Butt Games, Macro Minute, Molly Mad About Magic, Alex Is Dril, All The Spies Are Nerds, Mandy Still Rules, Alex Gets A Kill, We Talk About Wrestling For Fifteen Minutes, Baffling Hologram, Ashley Sings “Part Of Your World” But Horny, We Talk A Lot About The Matrix, Touhou Talk
Read MoreEpisode 54: “This Episode Is A Nightmare”
We’re back to the good stuff on this episode where we decide to go to the circus with our friend Luna, what could go wrong? Well just animal TF and some freak show stuff. We talk about: Let Me Tell You About Giant Women, Fast and/or Furious, Zero Dawn, Nude Sam, Canon Creepy Jerry, Juggalos vs Parrotheads, Messenger Bag Ass, Phantom Slap, Get Dunked On Baby, The Incredibles Is Fucked, Elephant Man, A Good Fight Scene, It Gets Really Gay, Contra Bass, Spinnerette
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