An old skater boy says see you later to national landmarks. Yeah that didn’t work well. Anyway a dude’s putting cement everywhere and Clover wants to fuck a skater. Sara joins us for a… weird episode. We talk about: Fantasy Football, Chelsea’s Babies, Control Stuff (No Actual Spoilers But We Talk About Some Gameplay/Setting Stuff), Smash Bros Stats, River City Girls, I Hunty, So Many Games, Himbo Flip, Hot Wheels Canyon, Grand Canyon Collapsing [Bass Boosted], Library Hot Dogs, Drawing Is Hard, Bummer Tony Hawk, Kidnapping Skater With Weed, Bob Burnquist: Super Villain, Shaun White, Dean Capris, A Bad Show Name We Don’t Say, Wife Guy Ken, Skateboard Errata

We were all together for PAX West so we decided to record an ep, but knowing how the quality was probably gonna suck it couldn’t be part of the main canon. So we watched a Barbie movie that is basically a Totally Spies ep stretched to its breaking point. Don’t worry, there’s still a lot of feet. We talk about: Off PAX West, Bored Games, Gamer Party, Hell Bathroom, Bad Candy, Link Baby, Kyle Katt’s Cooler Little Sister, Gymnastics Bias, Turn Into A Gilf, Are They Related?, Lazlo Sucks, Southern Accent Robot, Giggle Taser, Barbie’s Lightsabre, Mandy Fusion, Lazlo Fucking Himself, Miss Z If You’re Nasty, Eternal Barbie, Arkham Asylum Is Good, Fired For Being Bad, Patrica Good, Megabytes, K-no, Like If You Do, Butch Barbie, Veggitales Podcast

Ava joins us for a real humdinger. Trent gets scorpion DNA downloaded into him and it makes him a top. Mandy just wants someone to worship her. We talk about: Ava Meets Ashley, Allergic To My Job, P-Phone, Lex Avengers, Big Apex Boys, We Talk Tag, Podcast President, Boy Fishing, Axe Ads, College Lockers, Scorpions: The Ur Animal, Disco Scorpio, Dumpster Date, The Law of Bottoms, DBZ Battleground, Scorpio Mouth, Choosing Hands,

The girls return to the Whooptanic to fight a pirate. That’s it! Yeah it’s one of those eps. We talk about: Infinity Train, 2k19, Hypnospace, Anime Fighters, Is Platinum Is Good, The Party City Catalog, WHOOP-ing Burnout, Eyepoint POV, Jerrance Cook, Jerry Gets Scurvy, Sleepy Cannon Balls, Pro Stealing, Pirate Queen, Everyone Dies, Greenland, Did Jerry Gaslight Them Again?, Paper Straws, Too Long Fight, Superkicks, One Piece, We Murder Luke, Piirates Vs Ninjas, Fake Holidays, Dr. McNinja

From 3:10 to 5:30 we talk some vague FE:TH spoilers, mainly how long one of the routes is.

The spies are faced with tacky interiors and horrible shag carpets as a woman redecorates classic landmarks. Also Clover is still horrible at fashion. We talk about: Luke’s Great Intro Bit, FE: TH Post War Is Hell, Sentinels, FF Dummies, EVO,Tekken, The Bat With A Butt, Re-Designing the Taj Mahal, I Know That Duck, Fabric WHOOPing, Human Elephant, Tongue Trouble, Clover’s Writhing Mass, The Worst Venus Flytrap, Constructive Roast, Chibi Sam, Presidential Actors, Maggie Trendset, Clover Trips Over A Lamp, Secret Service Job, Clover Is Bad At Fashion, It’s Tomb, Furry Hate

A clumsy skater is out to ruin the world so everyone will like her. Also Alex’s super smart dad shows up and he is a proud member of ProtectAlex.com. We talk about: Emblems of Fire, Marvel Alliance, Molly The Flower Girl, Unsolved, Middle Age Bucciarati, Yuri In Ice, And I Said Beeeeeeeeeach, Polar Plunge, Ice Wife, Alex’s Powerful Tongue, Mandy’s A Hottie, Skating, Biggest Fan, Pokemon Evolution, Ashley Loves Gotham Central, Cat Mind Break, Cyber Goth Seattle,

Mandy has her own line of dolls and while we’re buying them an old(?) villain returns! Also Jerry is weird, but that’s not new. We’re joined by Zack from TWA for this tangent heavy episode. We talk about: If These Walls Could Purr, Power Rangers, Lego Games, Wrestling, PAX Stuff, Luke Talks About His Childhood House, The Fantasy 1%, Sam’s Bad Hair, Mandy’s Doll Feet, Jerry’s New Dick, Inverted Invisibility, WHOOP Prison Ethics, Small Soldiers, Different Seth, Goldar’s RV, Running From Dolls Jerry Dies, A Lot About Shoes, Toy Story, King Hearts 3 Spoilers From 1:46:35 to 1:49:12, HTTYD, Sam With Crushing Windpipe Action, We’re All Children, Güm, Weirdest Candy,

 There’s so many dogs on this episode of Totally Spies as people are getting their dogs stolen by something not quite human or animal.Meanwhile Oinky has to pretend to be a dog to throw of the entity known as DEAN. Dustin joins us for his first appearance in 100 episodes to talk about it! We talk about: Shadowbringers, Is Cid Hot, Teen Mario, Molly Remember Something, Phoenix Wright, World Next Door, Stranger Things, Judgement, Baseball Talk, WatchDogs Bummer, We Complain About Games, Dog Mansion, Shining Deans, Celeb Dogs, Austin Powers, Jerrance Blair,Charisma Shoes, “Hairless” Dogs, Dog Speedrunning, Dog Gacha, Pig Bowling, Chompy Evolved, The Morals Of Killing Chompy, YTMND, Jim Carrey Movies, Wishboning, Childhood Books, Big Dog Energy, Mystery Inc 

 After some shakey episodes we are proud to say that season six is back to being weird and wonderful. Chelsea joins us for a story where two characters are sucked out of their movie and the spies have to deal with it. Meanwhile Sam goes BAD. We talk about: Money is Tight, Crossy Talk: New Leaf, My Maid Barry, Making Tabletop, Making Marios, Uncharted’s Legacy, We Love We Love Katamari, Molly Learns About Chiitan, Too Much Light, National Treasures, Laughed At Cosplay, Punk Usher, Old School Cloak, Bringing Fictional Characters Into The Real World, Carbonated World, Alex Is Too Thirsty, Drag Me To Which Hell, Top Famine, Alex Only Likes Fake Boys,

The Granny returns, this time with mind altering cupcakes and Alex just wants a taste. We’re joined by Maxie as we try to incorporate all the stuff we missed in the last couple weeks and talk about a real forgettable ep. We talk about: Robot Girlfriends, The Outer Wilds, Cross Talk, Banjo-KaWhoie, Cyberpunk Sucks, Cadence, Bad Times at The El Royale, John Wicks, America’s Sweetheart Keanu Reeves, The Boy Was Hot/Not, Luke Gets Very Into Pokemon Cards, First Person Tim Scam, Very Whoopy, Bad Joke Containment, Columbo Is A Himbo, Alex Loves Hypno, Ashley Doesn’t Listen, Granny Made Drugs, Remembering the Good Murders, Tummy Troubles, Grandma Bup Bup, Cake’s Overrated, Salmonella Bites,

That celeb hungry villain is back and now he just doesn’t want to befriend them, he wants to become them! Also Oinky is perfect and beautiful. We talk about: Will I Buy RE4 Again?, Vewtiful Joe, Miyazaki, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Molly Never Liked Baseball, Sam’s Hair, Tim Scam’s Brother, Jock Crush, Shipping Update, Big Bass Pyramid, Hollyweed, Oinky Is Famous, Some Pig, RomCom Avengers, Celebrity Swap, Kalisto For A Day,

Wedding dresses have gone homicidal and it’s much more boring than you think. Also Sam’s parents are unethically rich. We talk about: Luke’s Twilight Zone, Hotel For Assassins, In Depth Dogs Thoughts, Non-Political Games, Molly’s Be Crafting Dingers, Sam’s Real Doll Dad, Kim Starsmashian, Bike GLADIS, Royal Weddings, Good British Accents, Dadpa, Wedding With Your Familia, Cambria Beef,

Astro Boy is a bully now and the girls must stop him. Also Oinky returns and we must protect him and Alex from bodyguards. We talk about: Plato Fucking, Streetlight Seat Problems, Prokoto, AssCreed: Le Film, March The 4th Be With You, MPREG Jerry, Oinky’s Back, Beach Spies, Mandy Does Something Wrong, Fetish Cop, Sekiro Park, First Rule Of Robotics, Star-Crossed Bullies, Fair Rides, A Lot About Brave Little Toaster, Defunct Podcasts

The Spies have to track down a woman who has stolen an anti-aging serum to win at beauty pageants. Obviously we all know where this is going and… has your arm always been that long? We talk about: We Live In A Society, Persona, Hotline Gorilla, #JusticeForBethhannyy, Twilight Zone Bummer, Molly The Magic Queen, School Paper Expose, Doo Rag Doing Good, Dangerous Ronald Thump, Super Villain Molly, Big Steppy, Diamond Lazer, Slime Girl, Party WHOOPer, Fetish Hole Made For You, SMB Movie, TSUG: Yuri Generator, Luke Reads A Horny Incredibles 2 Article, Return of Yanny, Pageant Speed Run

Chelsea skip from 1:28:30 to 1:32:45

We come back after our break with Mike for an episode all about the art of dance and the killing of cowgirls. Also the shrinking of spies but that’s par for the course. We talk about: Deep in FF, Sword Art Online’d, Ashley Has Been Busy, Kris Wolf Go On Totally Spies, Sekiwo, Hamilton, Hip Hop Dancer Who Must Not Be Named, DBFZ Dancer, Wiki Vandalism For Justice, Jerrdock, Trent Jockey, The Art Of Breaking Boys, Third Person Speakng, Gay.I., Human Applejack, Tiny Spies, Toe-toally Spies, Trans Ally Brick Wavebreak, Downsizing,

Totally Spies just remakes one if it’s old episodes but now with less racism and more snowman. Gamers are being abducted into a game by a vengeful gamer. We talk about: GAME GRLZ 30454, Baba Hate You, Sekiwo, Trials, Gamer Headquarters, Mandy’s Discount Boys, Bimbofication Podcast, Luke Just Lists Games, TGS In Gamestop, Radioactive Jerk Off Sock, Strap On Wiimote, 2 Deans, Chelsea Rules, Snowmen & Sandcastles, Molly With Gun

Alex attains her true form as she is transformed into a cat girl and is totally cool with it. Clover has to lie to her mom about her earlobe fetish. It’s a fucking ep folks. We talk about: Kingdom Hearts, Baseball Beehive Man, Sorry To Bother You, Molly Has Wittnessed, Luke Kills Film Criticism, Ear Lobes, Feline Dion, Leaning Tower Of Cats, Live Action Cat, Trans Cat Girl, The Mom Conundrum, Drive By Mandy, Pussy Surgery, Mystery Hairball, Jackie Chan Adventures, Self Hypnosis, Clover’s Baby Voice, Cat Girl Ear Debate, Luke’s Water War, New Sign Off

We return to the sixth and final season of Totally Spies. We’re closer to current day so now the show can have plots like “mind controlling social media” which is this episode. Thankfully, at least for this episode, Totally Spies seems pretty good! We talk: The World Ends With Kingdom Hearts, Back to Work, Witness Molly, Comrade, The American Division 2, The Politics of Garfield, NITW, My Little Alex, Big Head Jerry, Ukelele, Jerry’s Cockring, Paul Blart Device, Mandybook, Self Mind Wiping, Incel Villain, Helium Voice, WOOHP Police, Alex is Sora

In our search for Totally Spies live action movie we all watched the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats, wildly considered a cult classic and a secret great satire of the music industry. What we instead find is a movie that is real funny at its best and horrible and punching down at its worst. We struggle with that along with talking about: Re:Coded Is The Best KH Game, Molly: Apex Legend, Failed Speed Racer, Dreamcast Tower, Who Is This Movie For, The Dumb Character, Not A Hot Boy, Real Life Pop Up Ads, Eugene Levy Saves The Movie, Fionna’s Amazing Outfits, Daryl Dragon, Adam 12, Fat Shaming Jokes At Thin People, Carson Daly Is Hilarious, The Film Falls Apart, We Live In A Society, CN Groovies, Done With Movies,

After closing the book on Totally Spies season 5 we finally arrive at Totally Spies: The Movie. A slightly higher budget origin story that despite a lot of stuff ends up being incredibly fun. The spies go after a villain who gives people mind controlling makeovers as we learn how they became the spies we love. We also talk about: Tetris 99, Mad At Atlus, Kingdom Hearts Party, #LetTheBoyTravelsHome2k19, Rob The Rockstar, Royalton Gym, Crew Dawn, Oink, Mandy Rules The School, The First WHOOPing, Ms Scritch Was Right, Jerry Has Aliens, 15% More Teeth, Jerry Fucks Over All The Girls, Clover Moon, Muffy Returns, Learning Trigonometry, The First Deaths, More Wiki Vandalism, Ripping Off Jojo, Fashionable Abduction, Emoji Trash, Clover’s Utopia, Russian Boyfriend, Fabu Rules, Tadrrence Lewis, Sushi, PPG Rules,