Episode 369 - You Mustard Chugger

The Rangers are able to (Barely) stop Queen Bansheera from returning, but Ryan decides to go search for a way to trap her permanently. That’s fine and all, but really what’s important here is that Joel gets completely upstaged in front of Ms. Fairweather by his Billy-Level-Genius cousin.

Plus: That’s right its the Omega Megazord, it has an incredibly dumb name but… it’s kind of great?!

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Episode 368 - Former Yellow Ninja Ranger Captain Mitchell

The crew talks a lot about Pokemon and Pokemon likes for a while, and then Impus Pokemon evolves into Olympius, so technically that means it was all on topic!

All the ranger actors take turns playing the hammiest version of Secret Evil Villain they can muster and then blame Carter for falling for it.

And finally, Captain Mitchell and Carter go on a nice picnic date and we all almost decide we finally like Captain Mitchell before he does maybe the creepiest thing he’s done all series!

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Episode 365 - Teenager Shoes Never Worn

We delve into the backstory of Captain Mitchell and his long lost son, Ryan, and get our first American only ranger, our first evil 6th ranger since Tommy, and the worst Secret Safe Management we’ve ever seen on the show!

Plus: Where has Ryan been the whole time? What’s the timeline with Diaboloco? And why were the Rangers so extremely willing to just Shoot That Man To Death?

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Episode 364 - Speed 3: Guns on a Bus

In an incredibly weird move, Power Rangers decides to, in the 8th season, just have a Regular Robber Guy hold up a bus with a Regular Gun, and THEN tries to explain to kids sometimes you make a mistake but that doesn’t make you bad?

And then in the next episode they get a new Megazord that isn’t nearly as good as the original Megazord.

Look its a weird two episodes!

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Episode 363 - Morphinsexual For These Bubos

Matt joins us once again as we FINALLY get our Chad spotlight episode, in which we have perhaps one of the most insane setups we’ve had in forever: A man tries to beat up a power ranger, knowingly, to get laid.

We discuss this obviously toxic relationship, Chad’s incredible pre and PR resume, and Matt has an owl based surprise!

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Episode 362 - Roblow Me, Nerd

Luke joins us to discuss Cyborg Rangers, the surprisingly relevant but incredibly stupidly solved AI/Drone/Robots replacing our heroes, catch Luke up on the stupid stuff that’s happened this season so far, and absolutely hate on this Nerd controlling the Cyborg Rangers.

Plus, we answer your questions about the show and celebrate our Anniversary!

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Episode 361 - Vypralante 8

The rangers face off against the most dangerous foe yet: a go cart with some wings taped to it!

This is, of course, also the week that they forget they have giant robots.

The good news is Carter levels up and learns how to shoot a pistol while also driving a motorcycle, so he’s quickly shooting up the ranks of red rangers.

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Episode 360 -

Captain Mitchell is up to his bullshit again ALREADY, the rangers keep a nuclear device in a tackle box, and please stop calling her your little girl!

We discuss how Captain Mitchell’s plans are both incredibly irresponsible and ALSO incredibly ineffective!

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Episode 358 - The Silent Socratic Method

Join us as we discuss the rangers running an obstacle course, and Carter gets the best time! But wait! Captain Mitchell is here to tell him he did a bad job and not explain!

We talk about Captain Mitchell’s management methods, Carter’s make-a-wish service, and what exactly is going on with this weird grocery store in Mariner Bay.

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Episode 357 - Save An Air Horse

We are joined by our friend Ava to talk about Joel the Sky Cowboy absolutely bombing with a hot scientist. But at least he’s got some incredible signed headshots? Also how did he even get out of the Lightspeed Aqua Base?

Plus: The Lemonade that Kills You, and Iris fights Zack’s Wife while Morgan is simply skeptical of her preferences.

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Episode 356 - That Skeleton Didn't Do Shit To You

We’re here, its time for Operation Lightspeed!

We discuss: What the hell is the government budget on this underwater base? What did it do BEFORE the evil demons showed up? What exactly was the criteria for deciding a Fireman and a Rock Climber were better Ranger candidates than soldiers?

Plus: Is this horny or not, and, why does Simon want to fight a skeleton SO bad?!?

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Episode 355 - Around The Lost Galaxy In Seven Hundred Seventy Days

Our long, long journey through the Lost Galaxy has finally come to an end, friends, and it only took us TWO YEARS, with a multi month strike and scheduling issues, but we DID IT and we thank you for sticking with us!

We discuss what we think went wrong with the season, Kendrix’ return, Trakeena’s very, very goopy bug form, what the hell the megazord was doing this whole time, and how the heck Mya didn’t realize she was on Mironoi!

We love you and can’t wait to LIGHTSPEED RESCUE

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Episode 354 - Gooning and Beyblading

Welp, Trakeena sure did make good on her threat to use suicide bombers in the children’s program, so that’s great!

We also discuss the most egregious issue with the whole atmosphere problem thus far in Power Rangers!

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Episode 353 - Goodbye to the 2nd Best BioDome of the 90s

We’re back! Zack, Emily and Morgan are joined by Iris as they discuss friend of the show Luke’s wedding, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Princess Peach Showtime, and Zack successfully not killing himself with a DIY project.

Plus, Trakeena returns and immediately succeeds at destroying most of Terra Venture, Commander Stanton gets to talk on the Jumbo-Tron, and Power Rangers tries to tell us, 7 seasons in, that they DO need atmosphere to breathe, actually, and we just aren’t having it.

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Episode 351 - I Hate Surfactants

Damon works tirelessly to save the day from a problem they truly don’t bother to explain to us even a little, while Captain Mutiny uses his ultimate weapon to force a very, very long Zord Battle.

Plus we talk about weird video game bugs and cool sea monsters!

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