We begin the creation of the White Ranger by... fighting about Sonic Adventure 2 some more, discussing the most recent movie trailer, and teasing Simon for his love of Subway.
Once we get into it, Zack scoops a crazy theory from Luke, Billy is Keylogging the command center computers, we have an extended discussion on different video game toilets, and finally we discuss the Board Game Movie Cinematic Universe.
Episode Discussed: S02E17: White Light Part 1
Episode 76 - Goldar's Cave of Fantasy
So Luke invited someone over to the podcast and then ditched us, but its fine because Dustin is here to tell us the difference between Gohan and Trunks and tell us about Goldar's Cave of Fantasy!
Zedd's plans get a little creepy this week as he tries to make Rita his Queen, Zack shares an unsettlingly relevant Sex Cave story, we review Curtis & Ritchie's dark purposes... and give our thoughts on the Nintendo Switch for some reason!
Episode Discussed: S02E16 Beauty and the Beast
Bonus 23 - Sonic Anime Zone Act 2
Note: This is part 2 of a single, long discussion. Be sure you've heard part 1 first!
Mike, Matt, Jordan, Emily, and Kendall are all ready to blast their way through the rest of this summary. Emily from The VGM Jukebox joins them, and just in time, because Dr. Robotnik is ready for the boss battle, and he's armed with listener questions!
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Bonus 22 - Sonic Anime Zone Act 1
The Blue Blur has hovered around the edges of this podcast for its entire run. Now, it's finally time to talk about Sonic, as we cover Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie! What's more, it's a discussion so massive, we had to split it into two parts!
Mike and Matt are joined by War and Beast members Jordan, Emily, and Kendall as they spin dash their way to that spinning sign thing Robotnik always puts at the end of Act 1. What's the deal with that sign, anyway?
Read MoreEpisode 75 - Worlds Collide!
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled Teenagers With Attitude where nothing is different and everything is the same. Join your best friends Zack, Graham, Cameron and Mitch as they watch another classic episode of Power Rangers!
Our never-wandering, on topic talking points include: Which Thunder Zord is the least worst, Zack (The Ranger) and his Spiteful Music Grandpa, Zack (The Host) and his poor history with jock straps, musical instrument based drug vectors and definitely not any sort of half-committed Mirror Universe bullshit.
Episode Discussed: S02E15: Orchaestral Maneuvers in the Park
Episode 74 - HP HOP MN
Hey Putty Patrollers! Join us and Greg from the War & Beast Podcast to discuss Jason's guilt over Tommy losing his powers, our anger and then joy at the rangers riding around in a station wagon instead of the Rad Bug, weird trophy's and Zack's ego, and Power Rangers Heaven.
Episode Discussed: S02E14: Missing Green
Episode 73 - Tommy's Time Banana
We're Back! After an unscheduled break we return with the true end of the Green Ranger, and the much-requested Tudie awards! Join us for Luke earnestly loving a Power Rangers scene for maybe the first time? Tommy is ACTUALLY COOL IN THIS EPISODE?! And Goldar and Tommy team up to create probably the most inappropriate use of time travel ever.
Episode Discussed: S02E13: Green No More Part 2
Bonus 21: Dinosaur Coloring Book
IT. IS. FINISHED.
Happy 2017 everybody.
Bonus 20: Mario Motorboats a Fish Woman
What else do you want from me. What information could you possibly want that is not conveyed through that title.
Read MoreBonus 19 - Off-Screen Cop Domme
It's part 2 of our Very Merry Mario Christmas! The Mario Brothers are in big trouble as they enter a brave new world full of half-baked ideas inspired by the Mario games in only the most tangential ways possible! Koopa's washing his hands with some kinda goop! The brothers are getting arrested for being plumbers! Toad thinks he's Bob Dylan! The script is coming apart at the seams!
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Happy Holidays, Putty Patrollers!
Join Matt, Molly, and host Luke as they begin the discussion of the long promised Mario Brothers Movie! Or at least, ostensibly that's why we're here, first we'll take any excuse to avoid talking about the movie: Marty McFly's Mommy complex, the Molly Movie Club, and of course, Cars 2.
In terms of actually talking about the movie: Molly is in love with Daisy, Luigi is the worst, We discuss the real villain of the Mario Franchise: SCAPELLI, and the most important question of all: Would you kiss Bob Hoskins on the head?!?
Episode 72 - Have you even SEEN Space Jam?
Join the crew and Meatspace friend Jon for the beginning of the end of the Green Ranger (For real this time we promise). We discuss our Bulk & Skull withdrawal, our Cousin Curtis and Ritchie OTP, possibly the least threatening monster of the entire show up to this point, and the absolute worst costumes we've ever seen on this show or, indeed, in on our time on this planet.
Episode Discussed: S02E12: Green No More Part 1
Episode 71 - Left 4 Zedd
Zack is out sick this week, so Eric joins us as Joel tries to hold it together through Horny Pokemon talk, Eric's fourth wall breaking, Luke's insistence on bringing up Um Jammer Lammy at every possible opportunity, and Matt's absolute manifesto on his hatred of the concept of picnics.
Also, Kimberly sings a pretty song while Tommy tries not to succumb to Stage IV Green Ranger-ism and the monster of the week plays unlicensed Jimmy Hendrix riffs.
Episode Discussed: S02E11: The Song Of Guitardo
Episode 70 - Ham Patties & Hug Dents
Tune in this week as Liz joins us to discuss her path through the Church of Zordon and help us objectively rank the sexiness of the male cast members (plus Ritchie), we try to decipher one of the most confusing (read: stupid) villain plots in recent memory, Bulk & Skull cosplay as putties, and we talk about the movie Zord designs.
Episode Discussed: S02E10: Welcome To Venus Island
Episode 69 - To F*** and Do Science In Space
Today we are joined by our friend Cameron to welcome very important series character Ritchie to the cast. Everyone remembers Ritchie right? He's your favorite character! And so Handsome!
We manage to pull ourselves away from Ritchie briefly for Luke to tell us the Tale of Stone Canyon, discuss the shocking reveal of Tommy's mother, Bulk & Skull harvest the Pudgy Pig for parts, and we wonder whether or not Wizards can, in fact, get horny.
Episode Discussed: S02E09: The Beetle Invasion
Episode 68 - Tony Hawk's Skateboard Murder Warehouse
This week we're back to the main six crew as we talk about yet another instance of Billy's completely rampant, out of control ego, and Luke invents a 'new' power to hopefully explain a way to make Billy not the worst person on the team. Also the Rangers fight an extremely poorly named monster and Skull shows off his video production skills.
Episode Discussed: S02E08: The Power Stealer
Episode 67 - The Midnight Society Presents: The Tale of the Werewolf Archangel
Join a skeleton crew and our friends Eric and Tyler as we herald the return of Morphactnewsnimal while Luke isn't here to stop us, and discuss the continuing and slightly overbearing arc of Tommy continuing to lose his powers and the absolute ULTIMATE in lazy McGuffins.
Episode Discussed: S02E07: The Green Dream
Episode 66 - 90 Degree Angle With Nothing
Hey Putty Patrollers, Join us and our friend Eric as we return you to your regularly scheduled programming as we tackle perhaps the Sitcom-miest power rangers episode to date as we get a plot featuring Kimberly becoming jealous of Trini's success. We also learn that our humble host is basically living in a bad sitcom himself, and Luke tries to rework the show Rosanne-style to bump up our ratings.
Episode Discussed: S02E06: The Bloom Of Doom
Bonus 17: Jeopardy!
Apropos of absolutely nothing whatsoever, here is Luke talking for thirty minutes about a Jeopardy! contestant from the 1980s.
Read MoreBonus 16 - Gyodai...Aishiteru!
Hey everyone! Due to Zack's weird-ass schedule this month, please join Zack and Mike, Toku Expert Jules, and friends of the show VGM Jukebox Hosts Josh & Emily to talk about the first episode of Changeman, a pre-power rangers Sentai from Josh's childhood, and see how it holds up!
Along the way we meet a mentor worse than Zordon, discuss a magic technicolor dream-bullet, argue over whether a monster is cute or horrifying, spread burger-argument madness to our guests, discuss the grossest henchmen ever, and finally have a special guest weigh in on Burger Argument 2: Taco V Sandwhich