It's Jughead's birthday and after learning he never had a birthday party his friends throw him one. This being Riverdale it's never that simple as Archie is a dumb boy, Dark Betty is getting unleashed and Chery and Chad team up to reveal everyone's secrets. This being Burger's At Pops we just get together to talk about who should play Hiram Lodge, L from Death Note and whether Cheryl is a brother fucker.