Jumping Ship (2001)
Thank you for your patience everyone! It’s finally time to end the Summer of Sequels…in October. Oh, wait. It’s actually November now, huh? Sorry we kinda skipped Spooky Season, but before we can catch up we still have to give a certain band of brothers their time to shine. That’s right, the Lawrence Bros. are back, and this time the whole trio’s here! Indeed, Matthew Lawrence joins his brothers for this one as they journey down under to fight off a band of modern day pirates while trying to survive on a deserted island! I promise it isn’t as cool as it sounds on paper.
Lucas won’t shut up about his research and fails at accents like always.
Dylan is too excited about these brothers and defends the TV show Lost.
Talking Points: The Boys/The Bros Are Back, More Like Jumping Shit, Poolside Corn, The Sort-of Sequel, This Crazy Thing Called The Internet, The Ultimate Villain: Tommy’s Neighbor Mark, The Roxanne Enigma, Michael Doesn’t Know How Jobs Work, Nepotism At Its Finest, The Fall of Joey Lawrence, Deserving To Be Robbed, Pirates As Skilled As Matt Damon, The World’s Fattest Wallet, Villain Names, The Audacity of Jake Hunter, “The Warden”, The World’s Greatest Cellphone, The Crocodile Hunter Vs. Crocodile Dundee, Disney Channel Tackling Native Tribes, The Mid-Ocean Credit Check, A DCOM Boat Chase, Sinking Your Own Boat, What Day Is It?, Scaring The People You’re Saving, HEATHER HITT, Jake’s Got A Lot Of Baggage, The Mark Arc, So Much Spearfishing, Unconvincing Animal Encounters, Chekov’s Flare, A Sunk Cost, A Prolonged Conversation About A Cliff, The Worst Escape Plan, Gotta Have That Life Jacket, The Pirates Get So Weird, Sleeping Mid-Kidnapping, The Ultimate Twist, Never Take A Pirate At Their Word, Ghillie Suit Memories, Who Ordered Pizza?, Everest Comes Out of Nowhere, Epic Screams, The Quickest Business Plan Ever Devised
Music: “Castaways” by McPaul Smith, Leslie Valdes, Evan Lurie, and Douglas Wieselman. Performed by The Cast of The Backyardigans.