An ill foreigner visits the city of Yharnam to partake of their miraculous blood ministration, which is capable of healing any disease. Unfortunately, they are saddled with a nightmarish medical debt and must spend the night hunting bloodthirsty beasts to pay it off. We discuss such topics as: Does anything actually happen in Bloodborne? Is Gehrman a villain… or a hero? And why is Hidetaka Miyazaki so scared of uteri?