It's hard, Kanaya.
Being a kid, and growing up.
It's hard, and nobody understands.
Read MoreAradia and Equius do a little RP and get a bit too close. Vriska is recruited by Karkat. Operation REGISURP is put into motion, and we learn about the true state of Sgrub.
Read MoreWe take a look back. Vriska loses an eye. Aradia loses her life. Mr. Vanilla Milkshake is revealed to be one Doc Scratch, and he's not very happy with the situation on Alternia.
Read MoreWe meet Vriska and answer some messages while Equius is...well, Equius.
Read MoreSollux changes his mind about playing Sgrub and has an unfortunate mind honey-fueled incident. Kanaya confronts Aradia. Nepeta gives Tavros some bad news, and we learn about the Team Charge Incident. Also, Aradia prototypes herself?!?
Read MoreTavros plays some card games with Tinkerbull. Terezi meets her lusus for just a moment. Kanaya is living in a familiar land. Vriska trolls Tavros, Karkat continues showing off his leadership skills, and we learn of a Demon who is Already Here.
Read MoreKarkat usurps leadership from Terezi who...doesn't really care. Sollux creates a game. Aradia causes some destruction for...some reason.
Read MoreAlternia is a planet far away from our own, and actually, Earth doesn't exist yet. Let's get introduced to Karkat, Gamzee, and Terezi! We didn't want to read anything about the Kids for a while, right?
Read MoreJohn gets more information.. Dave confronts his own mortality and makes a new friend. Jade saves a brother. Rose is busy.
The Reckoning begins.
A Villein becomes a Vagabond.
A Mistress becomes a Medicant.
A Regulator becomes a Renegade.
A Queen becomes a Questant.
Read MoreDave chills with Davesprite. Jules loses it. John gets some answers in the Veil. Jules Loses It. AR discovers some of John's Family History. JULES LOSES IT.
Read MoreListen. I won't lie to you. This episode is MOSTLY about Rose and Dave doing their Gristmas stuff, so like... I hope you enjoy that.
Read MoreJohn enters Rose's home and breaks her stuff. Rose has an eventful nap. Dave obtains a pair of personal journals. AR? fuckin' shreds.
Read MoreJohn gets in trouble with Terezi. Dave has to go back. A Rose fades into the void. Jack Noir Ascends.
Read MoreTavros and Kanaya get some advice from Rose and Dave. John's Present has gone missing. PM? and AR? get into some trouble. A deal is struck.
Read MoreAfter making it back to his house, John decides to start checking up on his friends, starting with Rose. Turns out, she's been busy since their last chat way back in Act 4! Mastering her eldritch majyyyyyks, tearing the game apart in search of clues, and most of all, getting to know a certain jade-blooded troll a whole lot better.
John gets himself into some very hot water. The recent past is recalled. Jade is very abruptly awoken. Dave's plumbing gets rearranged. Rose hears from a Questant.
Read MoreJohn enters the Land of Wind and Shade. Dave gets set up with his server player. Jade explains that she has only just as much information about the world as John. Rose enters the Land of Light and Rain.
Read MoreSpades Slick built this town. Now he's going to destroy it.
Read MoreJules and Molly get acquainted with the Midnight Crew and join them on their quest for revenge against the Felt. Diamonds Droog gets busy with Fin, Clubs Deuce interrogates Doze, Hearts Boxcars is assaulted by a full bakery of goons, and Spades Slick built this town.
Read MoreRose and Dave have a merry Gristmas and get some stylish new looks. Dave makes a bunch of useless shit. AR, PM, and WV Get...acquainted? Jade delivers some important packages. Rose enters.
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